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How to meet celebrities:
Write a book that's good enough to become a movie.
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
(via cindayychen)
[AGGRESSIVELY CARES FOR YOU FROM A DISTANCE BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER]
(Source: andyglassismymom, via pizzachele)
jesuschristvevo:
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
(via pizzachele)
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