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of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
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(Source: andyglassismymom, via pizzachele)
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
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